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jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

Is Sara palan made of crab meat 😂

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Duck Face 🐤

Duck Face 🐤

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It ain’t Sunday, but Selfie 💁

It ain’t Sunday, but Selfie 💁

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the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

bdawg19:

the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

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tyelr:

if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends

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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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